Dirty Secrets From The Bedroom - Our Top Ten Sex Positions
Everyone will have their own preference in bed. There is absolutely no shame in going missionary only if that's what makes you and your partner the happiest. But let's face it, you're here reading about top ten sex positions, so you're no doubt someone who is at least looking for innovation in the bedroom. Maybe you've only ever watched porn in your life and need more keywords for your research. Well, we'll stop teasing you now and get to the point. Really, this is ultimately nothing more than a list of our favorite poses during sex, and it might not be for everyone (but it's definitely for us). Just a quick heads up, we're not placing anything in any particular order, it's just how the names came to us (in a dream, no less). Buckle up and let's get to humble bragging!
Starting Off With The List
So, there has to be some kind of criteria, right? Surely, we didn't just randomly list out things, right? You're absolutely correct! But to be fair, it's not that deep. We've chosen positions that are enjoyable, fun, unusual, and something that doesn't always come up in mainstream porn. These poses are a natural result of having fun in bed, so it's closer to a home-made board game rule. You might've even seen what we describe, but just never knew what it was or lumped it into the wider sex pose category. We might sound lax, but we promise you that the team took extra care to bring you good stuff. But that's enough dilly-dallying! Let's get to talking and reading!
1. Standung O: The setting for this one is simple. Whoever is giving needs to be on their knees while the partner is standing. For extra spice, the standing partner can wrap a leg over the giver's shoulder. This is the perfect position for giving oral and finger play. It works best if your partner has a vagina, but rocking a package is also workable. We've found that the hands of the standing person can be tied and put up, which is perfect for kink play. But having the hands free and caressing the giver is also great.
2. Coital Alignment Technique: Who said that missionary enjoyers can't improve their tried and tested methods? If one partner has female bottom parts, this technique works really well! The giver does penetration by moving a little to the side, so that the chest is up to the shoulder. The trick is to keep the rod in contact with the clit and the vulva. Instead of thrusting, try rubbing, rocking, and other stimulating options. 9/10, the receiver reaches climax!
3. & 4. Cowgirl & Reverse Cowgirl: Arguably our team's favorite positions. Whoever is on top gets to be in control, choose how much they want to grind, and how fast the penetration goes. Being able to touch the shaft under is also great. The best part? Some incredible views! These two are even better in practice than on the screen!
5. Aquaman's Delight: Weirdly popular among risk-takers in our group, this pose is good for pool action. One partner wraps up over the other, and you do some shifting to remove the clothes. The only issue is that water messes up the lubrication, so external action might be better.
6. & 7. Spoon & Open Legged Spoon: The writer of this blog likes cuddles, so here are two best positions for that! The spoon is one of the most comfortable nighttime positions to take, and it's easy to fall asleep to. The open spoon just shifts the receiver's leg for better access to the goods. Alternatively, the giver puts their leg over, which adds some weight.
8. The Horny Mantis: Even more cuddles! This time, the receiver wraps their legs around the giver as they lie side by side. The intimacy and closeness are unmatched, and the penetration is superb. It's simple to do, and great for kissing! Of course, driving the action into other directions and poses is simple since you're already so closely joined.
9. Magic Mountain: Nothing beats dirty talk alongside deep penetration. Find some low furniture in your home and make sure it's a decent wall. This position is a variation on doggy style. Both partners kneel, with the one on top applying weight. The key here is to do the thrusting slow and steady, both to keep the furniture anchored and for the sensation.
10. The Squat Thrust: The one giving places pillows behind their back and stretches out their legs. The receiver then straddles the giver in a squat-like position, using their feet to direct the action. This allows for a face-to-face action with the same benefits af the cowgirl. At this distance, however, you can easily touch and cradle each other, which gives a bit more intimacy and play potential. It's also great for hugging and kissing. The only drawback is that the receiver needs to have a good sense of stability and some decent leg strength to pull this off! Knees might hurt after prolonged use.
What Do You Think?
Compiling the ten favorite positions from hundreds of known ones has been a surprisingly challenging but fun task! Our team had never laughed this much before, but the final results have been universally voted as the best possible positions, with all the bias and preference that come with them.
That brings us to the final part of our little secret sharing - what do you think? Do any of these positions strike a chord with you? After looking them all over, most of these positions are not physically demanding and are easy to pull off. Intimacy is a big thing in our team's preferences, so if you think that physical closeness is what you want, then you've found the gentlest list you could possibly find! Maybe this will inspire you to liven up your daily life, or maybe you'll walk out with newfound appreciation.
Hey, we support casual curiosity!